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8月23日

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CAPPUCCETTO ROSSO

Cappuccetto rosso in inglese

THE BELLISSIM STORY OF CAPPUCCETT RED

One mattin her mamma dissed: "Dear Cappuccett, take this cest to the nonn,
but attention to the lup that is very ma very kattiv! And torn prest! Good
luck! And in bocc at the lup!".
Cappuccett didn't capish very well this ultim thing but went away, da
sol,with the cest.


Cammining cammining, in the cuor of the forest, at acert punt she
incontered the lup, who dissed: "Hi! Piccula piezz'e girl! 'Ndove do you
go?"
"To the nonn with this little cest, which is little but it is full of sacc
of chocolate and biscots and panettons and more and mirtills", she dissed.


"Ah, mannagg 'a Maruschella (maybe an expression com: what a cul thathad)
dissed the lup, with a fium of saliv out of the bocc. And so the lup
dissed: "Beh, now I dev andar because the telephonin is squilling, sorry."

And the lup went away, but not very away, but to the nonn's House.
Cappuccett Red, who was very ma very lent, lent un casin, continued for her
sentier in the forest.

The lup arrived at the house, suoned the campanel, entered, and after
saluting the nonn, magned her in a boccon.


Then, after sputing the dentier, he indossed the ridicol night beret and
fikked himself in the let.

When Cappuccett Red came to the fint nonn's house, suoned and entered.
But when the little and stupid girl saw the nonn (non was the nonn, but The
lup, ricord?) dissed:
"But nonn, why do you stay in let?".

And the nonn-lup: "Oh, I've stort my cavigl doing aerobics!".

"Oh, poor nonn!", said Cappuccett (she was more than stupid, I think,
wasn't she?), then she dissed:
"But...what big okks you have!! Do you bisogn some collir?".

"Oh, no! It's for see you better, my dear (stupid) little girl", dissed the
nonn-lup.

Then cappuccett, who was more dur than a block of marm: "But what big oreks
you have! Do you have the Orekkions?".

And the nonn-lup: "Oh, no! It is to ascolt you better".

And Cappuccett (that I think was now really rincoglionited) said:"But what
big dents you have!".

And the lup, at this point dissed: "It is to magn you better!".

And magned really tutt quant the poor little girl.

But (ta dah!) out of the house a simpatic, curious and innocent cacciatore
of frod sented all and dissed:

"Accident! A lup! Its pellicc vals a sac of solds".

And so, spinted only for the compassion for the little girl, butted a terr
many kils of volps, fringuells and conigls that he had ammazzed till that
moment, imbracced the fucil, entered in the stanz and killed the lup.

Then squarced his panz (being attent not to rovin the pellicc) and tired
fora the nonn (still viv) and Cappuccett (still rincoglionited).

And so, at the end, the cacciator of frod vended the pellicc and guadagned
honestly a sacc of solds. The nonn magned tutt the leccornies at were in
the cest.

And so, everybody lived felix and content (maybe not the lup!).
8月22日

GENIUS AT WORK

 

 

 

 

GENIUS AT WORK

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8月5日

SCIOPERO

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8月1日

FRASE FILM

MEMORIE DI UNA GEISHA
 
 
 
Ricorda Chiyo: noi geishe non siamo cortigiane e non siamo mogli. Vendiamo la nostra abilità non il nostro corpo, creiamo un altro mondo, segreto, un luogo di sola bellezza. La parola "geisha" significa "artista" ed essere geisha vuol dire essere valutata come un'opera d'arte in movimento...
 

 

Per noi agonia e bellezza dimorano fianco a fianco: i piedi soffriranno, le dita sanguineranno, perfino star seduta e dormire sarà doloroso!